High: Paris Hilton is going to jail. AWESOME. I'm not much of a celebrity hater, but I can't stand her. At least Lindsay Lohan has a modicum of acting talent, and is actually pretty, whereas Paris is only famous for being rich and slutty. I've always thought she looked more reptilian than human- check out this old photo of her before the plastic surgery, anorexia, and fake tan.
Low: One of my coworkers caught me wrapping a muffin (leftover from someone else's breakfast meeting) in a paper napkin and stashing it in my purse. Because, apparently, I've turned into my grandmother.
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